The Crown Vic


The old Crown Vic,
She ain’t what she used to be
    Ain’t what she used to be
    Ain’t what she used to be
The old Crown Vic,
She ain’t what she used to be
    Twenty-two years ago.

That said, I washed her and put her up for sale on Craigslist at the bargain basement price of $500.  So far, one interested party.

The washing was an ordeal if ever there were one.  Almost three years of grime, mold and mildew.  It took a half quart of Greased Lightening to even make a dent (remember, I haven’t washed it since I got it back in 2008).  But now she glistens.  She’ll make a fine addition to Jay Leno’s collection.  Or maybe to Freddy Kruger’s.  Whatever.

-Merlin-

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